Then, in December, something called "Christmas" happened.
Of course, I take credit for all the decorating.
I was given something called "presents"...
Having never had "presents" before, I studied them intensely to figure out what they were supposed to do.
Mom and dad tried to show me how to open them...but I got confused.
Then, finally, I figured it out! And guess what "presents" are?
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TOYS!!